How's that working out for you- being clever?

If you look up "Total Eclipse of the Heart - remake 2005 - swear words" on Google, my site comes up first. What a proud day this is for Glory Fades! Now that she's famous, next thing you know she'll be dating all the coolest blogs (I have my eye on you Stereogum), being ripped apart by the witty rhetoric of Go Fug Yourself (I told her not to wear taffeta), and becoming roommates/best friends with Gawker. Maybe she'll even get her picture taken with Whatevs! Eventually, you'll see her on VH1- "Behind the Blogs: She's Sweet, but She's Fucked Up"- talking about her addiction to metaphors and how she "supposedly" f*cked Best Week Ever at a party. Frankly, I don't like her new attitude of "Oooh, google me, I'm so awesome." Go ahead, I dare you to look up "Joaquin Phoenix + paternity"...you can see she's already slipping. Soon you won't be able to google "gavin degraw video sucks" without her jumping out at you..."Look at me, look at me!"
R.